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legalwifi:

when i’m done dealing with someones shit

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- Where’d you get that?

- Uh… back at Bill’s. I mean, all this stuff was just lying there.

- What else did you get? [x]

pokemon-global-academy:

Mega Pidgeot
Pidgeot Mega Evolves into Mega Pidgeot. The gusts it can whip up with its tough and well-developed wings are powerful enough to smash huge trees. 

Upon Mega Evolving, its Sp. Atk gets a great boost. Take good advantage of its zippy Speed stat, and you can pummel opponents in no time flat. Its No Guard Ability means its attack will never miss—nor will attacks used against it. You can be sure of dealing damage even with moves that have low accuracy.
leplastiquedick:

aang-banged:

ladybrienne:

joannalannister:

Game of Thrones s5 

I have so many questions and my first is WHAT THE FUCK

WHWAT WHT WHAT WAHHHT

DON’T DO THIS TO ME!!!!

leplastiquedick:

aang-banged:

ladybrienne:

joannalannister:

Game of Thrones s5 

I have so many questions and my first is WHAT THE FUCK

WHWAT WHT WHAT WAHHHT

DON’T DO THIS TO ME!!!!

ostolero:

charlotteinfinityxx:

ostolero:

dogs deserve to live forever

And humans don’t?

absolutely not

prguitarman:

Summary of every episode of Steve Harvey Family Feud ever.

prguitarman:

Summary of every episode of Steve Harvey Family Feud ever.


I AM HUGGING YOU BECAUSE I LOVE YOU
ALSO SOMEONE ATE ONE OF YOUR SHOES BUT THIS IS NOT ABOUT THAT

I AM HUGGING YOU BECAUSE I LOVE YOU

ALSO SOMEONE ATE ONE OF YOUR SHOES BUT THIS IS NOT ABOUT THAT

deleted-scenes:

alpharagnar:

Derek Hales tank top appreciation

I’m all about the tank top and the arms and the pecs BUT CAN WE PLEASE TALK ABOUT THE BUTT.

deleted-scenes:

alpharagnar:

Derek Hales tank top appreciation

I’m all about the tank top and the arms and the pecs BUT CAN WE PLEASE TALK ABOUT THE BUTT.

triplash:

fuck

triplash:

fuck

namisis:

brilliant-smallfish:

The gods know what you’ve done.

this is the funniest shit i’ve seen for like 3 years

lucassbitcham:

i never reblog videos but i watched this like ten times and laughed like an idiot each time. 

jyisfree:

Good morning ! - Photo taken the 2014-09-24 - I’m 48 years old - self portrait - jyisfree

jyisfree:

Good morning ! - Photo taken the 2014-09-24 - I’m 48 years old - self portrait - jyisfree

the-swole-strip:

jay cutler
http://the-swole-strip.tumblr.com/

the-swole-strip:

jay cutler

http://the-swole-strip.tumblr.com/

the-swole-strip:

http://the-swole-strip.tumblr.com/

the-swole-strip:

http://the-swole-strip.tumblr.com/