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shrlychn:

Feminist Bookstore - Portlandia

This show is killing me…

4 months ago on December 29th, 2012 | J | 21 notes
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the-awesome-decepticon:

Dramatic Reading of Sandra Hill’s “Rough and Ready”

I will forever reblog this. The best three and a half minutes of my life.

5 months ago on December 4th, 2012 | J | 52 notes

I vow to reblog this fucking post every single time it’s on my dashboard. Every. Single. Time.

5 months ago on December 2nd, 2012 | J | 50,399 notes
6 months ago on November 14th, 2012 | J | 5,824 notes
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skyrimglitches:

Could not stop laughing at this!

6 months ago on November 11th, 2012 | J | 23 notes

bonkalore:

ohwhythatsabsurd:

thesanityclause:

adirtymess:

u ok kitty?

ok bye

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f;djaskfl;sdjl

ok bye kitty

My time has come. I must ascend to the heavens. My people need me.

6 months ago on November 11th, 2012 | J | 26,982 notes
jesus-everywhere:

Jesus Knows The Answer

jesus-everywhere:

Jesus Knows The Answer

6 months ago on November 8th, 2012 | J | 28,738 notes
jesus-everywhere:

Jesus Competing In An Alpine Ski Race

jesus-everywhere:

Jesus Competing In An Alpine Ski Race

6 months ago on November 8th, 2012 | J | 275 notes
jesus-everywhere:

Jesus Robbing A Home Run by The Sultan

*DEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAD*

jesus-everywhere:

Jesus Robbing A Home Run by The Sultan

*DEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAD*

6 months ago on November 8th, 2012 | J | 514 notes
jesus-everywhere:

Jesus As A Boom Mic Operator by The Nomad

jesus-everywhere:

Jesus As A Boom Mic Operator by The Nomad

6 months ago on November 8th, 2012 | J | 1,020 notes
jesus-everywhere:

Jesus Taking 6 Years To Graduate (But Well Worth The Wait)

jesus-everywhere:

Jesus Taking 6 Years To Graduate (But Well Worth The Wait)

6 months ago on November 8th, 2012 | J | 560 notes
jesus-everywhere:

Jesus Doing Some Lat Pulls In Preparation For His Spring Break Trip To The Bahamas

jesus-everywhere:

Jesus Doing Some Lat Pulls In Preparation For His Spring Break Trip To The Bahamas

6 months ago on November 8th, 2012 | J | 2,544 notes

When you see your friend who did the assignment you forgot to do

chaystar:

WATCHU GOT THERE

8 months ago on August 30th, 2012 | J | 20,865 notes

justwithmyvoice:

sodomymcscurvylegs:

derpinnism:

Oh my christ, I’m playing World of Warcraft and pass the barber shop on my way to the cooking vendor, only to see this guy role playing with himself. I pass it again like ten minutes later and he’s STILL there changing his hair colour and complaining about the poor service!

AHAHAHAHAHAH! When I first started play WoW, I did a bunch of stupid bullshit. I once used the glitch to get inside of the bank in Undercity, and then whenever someone would come up to talk to the NPC I would randomly say: “AND DOES MR. HARRY POTTER HAVE HIS KEY?!” 

I have no life. 

Ahahaha I always fucked around in the undercity bank too. I would stand in there and scream for help and pretend I was stuck and didn’t know how to get out. And anytime someone else came in with me I’d explain that Blizzard only allowed 1 person in the Undercity bank at a time and if they didn’t get out their account would ‘probably be deleted.’

^DYING! <3

9 months ago on August 15th, 2012 | J | 2,514 notes




I can’t even breathe, I’m laughing so hard!

9 months ago on August 3rd, 2012 | J | 2 notes