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Dramatic Reading of Sandra Hill’s “Rough and Ready”
I will forever reblog this. The best three and a half minutes of my life.
I vow to reblog this fucking post every single time it’s on my dashboard. Every. Single. Time.
u ok kitty?
ok bye
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ok bye kitty
My time has come. I must ascend to the heavens. My people need me.

Jesus Doing Some Lat Pulls In Preparation For His Spring Break Trip To The Bahamas
Oh my christ, I’m playing World of Warcraft and pass the barber shop on my way to the cooking vendor, only to see this guy role playing with himself. I pass it again like ten minutes later and he’s STILL there changing his hair colour and complaining about the poor service!
AHAHAHAHAHAH! When I first started play WoW, I did a bunch of stupid bullshit. I once used the glitch to get inside of the bank in Undercity, and then whenever someone would come up to talk to the NPC I would randomly say: “AND DOES MR. HARRY POTTER HAVE HIS KEY?!”
I have no life.Ahahaha I always fucked around in the undercity bank too. I would stand in there and scream for help and pretend I was stuck and didn’t know how to get out. And anytime someone else came in with me I’d explain that Blizzard only allowed 1 person in the Undercity bank at a time and if they didn’t get out their account would ‘probably be deleted.’
^DYING! <3


I can’t even breathe, I’m laughing so hard!







